Hello there!
If you have come looking for wonderful humorous observations about the Cincinnati sports landscape then you have come to the right place.
If you have come looking for porn, goats, or goat porn, well obviously your in the wrong blog. Although animals like Bearcats and Bengal tigers will be prominently involved.
But not like that. Sick-O's.
If you have reached this blog in error, then simply back out of this blog, then dial 1-800-I-Have-To-Be-Smarter-Than-The-Machine-I'm-Operating.
Just kidding. I hope you take a look around and stay awhile. Hell. Tell all your friend, if you like it, and return often. I don't mind. Really.
I'm new to the blogging world, but not new to writing. I am an actor/writer/wonderfully talented database manager. Okay. That last part was a lie. I'm not "wonderfully talented", just a database manager.
Though I grew up in Texas, I now have called Cincinnati (a.k.a. The Queen City) home for about three years. As such, I have adopted the sports teams as my own.
As you have guessed by now, I have started this blog to serve as my outlet for sportswriting. However, I take a different slant on things.
The more I have lived here, and read the sports sections, and listened to the sports talk shows, the more I realized something was missing: humor. We here in Cincinnati have plenty of blaming....grrrr....bellyaching.....uhhh...I mean critical analyzing of our sports teams.
What we don't have is enough folks taking a look at it with a humorous eye. And folks let me tell you, if you were a sports fan that watched the latest Monday Night Football matchup (Bengals/Pats), you know there is some serious funny being passed around. Although I guessing that the Bengals players don't consider it funny.
But that's why I'm here: to fill the pothole with funny.
Who knows? Maybe this will lead to a full-time column, or a radio show, or just a colossal waste of time. I don't know. All I know is that I'll have fun doing it, even if the only two readers I get are my mom and my dog.
My wife doesn't like sports. Can't include her.
Just one more note before I go: this will be observational humor. I'm not really interested in writing funny poems, songs, song lyrics, etc.
I prefer to take what I see, hear, & read about our local Cincinnati sports scene and create humor from there. I am a believer that comedy is funny because there is always a kernel of truth to it. People can relate because they've either been there before, or can easily imagine themselves in certain scenarios.
So if you looking for humorous sports limericks, songs, poems, etc., then please jump on the bandwagon with the goats mentioned above, and keep on cruising the internet highway.
Just remember to leave your friends that are interested. I would appreciate it.
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